星期日, 11月 13, 2016

各州有趣的Google搜尋(3)





MINNESOTA:  How to quit a job? / How to quilt?

MISSISSIPPI:   How to twerk? / How to lose belly fat? / How to lower blood pressure? (tie w/ Arkansas) / How to gain weight? / How to roll a blunt? / How to make a bomb? / How to get pregnant? / How to act? / How to get a job? / How to grow weed? / How to sew? / How to find god?

Roll a blunt:捲菸

MISSOURI:  How to raise chickens?

MONTANA:  How to hard boil eggs?

Hard boil egg:水煮蛋

NEBRASKA: How to quit smoking weed? / How to be gluten free? / How to join ISIS? / How to declare bankruptcy? / How to fly a plane?

NEVADA:  How to get rid of acne (tie w/ Hawaii) / How to install Kodi? / How to make French toast / How to open a locker? / How to be a heartbreaker? / How to cure a hangover? / How to survive a zombie apocalypse? / How to buy a gun? / How to fight?

Kodi:一種開源媒體撥放器

NEW HAMPSHIRE:  How to fall asleep? / How to use Twitter? / How to tip cows?

Tip cows:惡作劇的一種,也被認為是都是傳說。
意思是將站著睡著的牛給推倒,但睡著的牛並不是站著睡。
算是鄉下人對都市人開的玩笑。

NEW JERSEY:  How to activate iPhone? / How to stop Trump? / How to rob a bank? / How to iron a shirt? / How to open a jar? / How to be funny? / How to beatbox? / How to deal with anger? / How to hoverboard? / How to become famous? / How to be confident? / How to get ripped? / How to juggle? / How to make it in America? / How to control anxiety?
Hoverboard:懸浮滑板
Get ripped:健美

影集《追逐我的美國夢》


NEW MEXICO:  How to draw a rose? / How to be emo? / How to ask a girl out? / How to put on a condom?

Emo:情緒搖滾,該圖的髮型則為Emo hairstyle


NEW YORK:  How to ask for a raise? / How to give yourself a hickey? / How to use Bitcoin? / How to use dry shampoo? / How to use Tinder? / How to live forever? / How to be a boss? / How to be good in bed? / How to stop being a loser? / How to stop being lazy? / How to explain mansplaining? / How to get revenge?

Mansplaining:男性居高臨下的方式解釋事情給女性聽


NORTH CAROLINA:  How to run for president? / How to be awesome? / How to be cool? / How to be normal? / How to get Viagra? / How to play angry birds? / How to make money blogging? / How to do CPR? / How to learn French? / How to plant a garden?

NORTH DAKOTA:  How to boil eggs? / How to get a passport?

OHIO:  How to get rid of raccoons? / How to overclock CPU? / How to tell if someone likes you? / How to spray tan? / How to impeach a president? / How to prevent kidney stones? / How to ask a boy out? / How to pay off student loans? / How to ask someone to homecoming? / How to make memes? / How to make fire? / How to buy a home?

OKLAHOMA:  How to eat fried worms? / How to whistle? / How to smoke ribs? / How to sext?

OREGON:  How to hack wifi? / How to make floral arrangements?

Floral arrangement:花藝

PENNSYLVANIA:  How to use Pinterest? / How to get a cat? / How to make Halloween costumes? / How to get drunk? / How to defeat ISIS? / How to buy a condo? / How to write a novel?

RHODE ISLAND:  How to make money selling drugs? / How to roll a joint? / How to screenshot on Mac? / How to screenshot on a PC? / How to make an igloo?

Igloo:雪屋


SOUTH CAROLINA:  How to get rid of cockroaches? / How to improve credit score? / How to tie a bowtie? / How to be yourself?

SOUTH DAKOTA:  How to be single? / How to make slime? / How to tie a tie? / How to use snapchat?

TENNESSEE:  How to make extra money? / How to use Facebook? / How to get on TV? / How to grow tomatoes? / How to pass a drug test? (tie w/ Kentucky)

TEXAS:  How to bathe a cat? / How to get bigger lips? / How to spell 40? / How to spell 90? / How to get rid of bedbugs? / How to make gak? / How to use bronzer? / How to be romantic? / How to make a pipe bomb? / How to hold a baby? / How to grow a beard fast? / How to be a better wife? / How to be a better husband? / How to be gay? (tie w/ Florida) / How to become a Jedi? / How to be on top? / How to be valedictorian? / How to play clarinet? / How to graduate high school? / How to read minds? / How to sell your soul? / How to clean a gun?

Nickelodeon旗下的史萊姆玩具
左:製造陰影。            右:製造古銅色,健康膚色。

Valedictorian:畢業生代表
Clarinet:單簧管


UTAH:  How to attack in Pokemon Go? / How to catch Pokemon? / How to edit a PDF? / How to kiss? / How to make friends? / How to register to vote online? / How to start a blog? / How to train your dragon? / How to tell if a girl likes you? / How to tell if a boy likes you? / How to tie a noose? / How to use Excel? / How to be happy? / How to fix a zipper? / How to orgasm? / How to win friends and influence people? / How to dance? / How to camp? / How to make paper? / How to flirt? / How to sell a house?

《訓龍高手》
VERMONT:  How to cook quinoa? (tie w/ Idaho) / How to kayak? / How to move to Canada?

VIRGINIA:  How to propose? / How to irritate people?

WASHINGTON:  How to bake salmon? / How to cook a wolf? / How to use a french press? / How to eat a fig? / How to be hot? / How to dab? / How to make hard cider? / How to compost? (tie w/ Colorado) / How to survive an earthquake?

French press:法式壓濾壺
DAB是一種舞步
Hard cider:蘋果酒


WEST VIRGINIA:  How to French braid? / How to get rid of fleas? / How to get rid of ants? / How to lose weight? / How to last longer in bed / How to play Pokemon? / How to make money online? / How to make money fast? / How to play guitar? / How to delete Facebook? / How to make moonshine?

French braid:編髮的一種風格
Moonshine:一種烈酒


WISCONSIN:  How to impeach a governor? / How to farm? / How to retire?

WYOMING:  How to battle in Pokemon Go? / How to play Pokemon Go?


Credt:distractify

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